it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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