Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
