this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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