Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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