Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just cut my nipple shaving
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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