I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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