My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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