I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
