I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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