kristin has been a bad kristin
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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