I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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