Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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