I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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