I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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