I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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