i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize