i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
