guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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