when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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