All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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