Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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