the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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