have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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