well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
tell me about the eggs
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