And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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