he shaved USA in his pubs
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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