Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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