i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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