I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize