jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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