do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
where am i from again
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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