just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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