I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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