i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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