do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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