Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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