youre lurking in front of me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
