My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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