i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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