You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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