I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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