Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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