i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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