Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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