I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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