then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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