chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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