Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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