I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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