there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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