we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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