Soap is not a condiment
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
accomplished twins. life is a go
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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